Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
this will forever be one of my favorite posts
Sexting. You’re doing it right.
this is definitely something i would do
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
did he just airbend?
His teammate suddenly collapses in pure awe
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
Exclusive Guardians of the Galaxy test footage.
"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"
Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.
"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*
"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"
I NEED 10000 OF THESE
Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies
150 Year Old Victorian Prosthetic Hand
I keep staring at it waiting for the fingers to go taptaptaptap.